Tag: season 2

35 – We’re Three Idiots (Clustercast)

If you think you could handle two of us at the same time, how about you try three of us?  This is the worst threesome in history.  Bob, Rance, and their sister Lithia get together to talk about a lot of totally unrelated things: Bob reflects on his time at Adam Savage’s Brain Candy; Lithia praises John Wick; Rance was a total idiot and bought bad games.  An alternative title for this episode could be “Chex Mix: The Episode,” but you’ll find out why on your own.  Follow us along for some more bitching about Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them, Moms, jobs, and more.  Also, Lithia takes us to That Level when she decides it’s time to share the sound of her body with the world.

 


34 – Here Comes Bob, the Famous Man (Clustercast)

That’s right!  Bob is now famous, and it’s up to you to listen to this podcast and find out why (Secret: It’s not nearly as famous as you think, and not for any actually good reason).  This episode features our friend Mike and his comedic stylings as he desperately tries to keep his big brain up with our interminable stupidity.  Hold our hands and leap off with us into conversations about The Long Dark Let’s Plays, Garth Ennis and Alan Moore (again with the gerbils), the Alien series, Prometheus, Adam Savage’s Brain Candy tour, Robocop, and more!  This weeks very special feature involves Bob readily some really sexy fiction from the Mass Effect universe, and John Carmack’s Twitter makes another very special appearance.  Can’t get enough?  Neither can we.  Deal with it.


(Music Credits: “Emo Trump” as featured on SuperDeluxe.  All songs and rights belong to their respective owners.)

 


33 – Bob’s a Single Kind of Man (Clustercast)

If he’s not, well, he’ll probably be after his girlfriend Tara realizes that we just spent most of this episode making fun of her painful lack of nerd knowledge.  After we get off to a confusing and infuriating start, Tara expresses her desire to see all nerds deported to their parents’ basement.  We discuss (read: interrogate and belittle) her love of butt rock and Shinedown, and then proceed to somehow compare that to the music of Wizards and Warriors II: Ironsword.  Join us as we go deep, deep, deep down the rabbithole of utter bullshit and make up a bunch of Star Wars facts on the fly to test her frightfully small understanding of all things dork!

 


32 – It’s All About J*zz, Vowel Variable (Clustercast)

If you think we’re talking about bodily fluids, you’re wrong, you pervert.  This episode, we’re joined by our friend Matt who helps us leap into the musical no man’s land of the Star Wars universe, where we talk all about George Lucas’s biggest mistake, kloo horns, rat tails, ploong sounders, and…jizz?  Your children can absolutely listen to this episode (your children can absolutely not listen to this episode).  As usual, going into a podcast without a plan succeeds famously: Star Wars leads into Minecraft leads into talking about Insane Clown Posse, much to our regret, and other magical topics that will either knock your socks off or send you rushing to the corner for a highly dangerous drug high.  Also, Rance cries.

 


31 – We Go Rogue: Star Wars, The Sims, and All Our Friends (Clustercast)

Of course you’ve gone to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.  Of course you loved it, because you’re either a living, breathing, functioning human being or a lump of cheese given, by way of a clever ruse, some semblance of human-like feeling.  It seems everybody loved it.  Including half of us.  On this episode, Bob and Rance are joined by Rance’s Wife and Invisible Ninja Darby for two-and-a-half hours of arguing, coffee-drinking, unbridled anger, stories about what psychopaths do to their Sims, and of course, an overly-long retrospective on that weird movie that obviously killed Carrie Fisher, because who needs real live people when you can just create them all (awkwardly) out of computers and have them do all the things that humans really do?

 


30 – Where Have We Been? Season 2 Kickoff

Okay, you got us; it’s been way, way too long.  But after a few months of complete silence that’s sure to have demolished our seven-person listenership, the Brothers Denton are back with an episode all about what exactly has kept them away these past few months.  Rance talks about what he’s been spending time doing since August and Bob broaches more subjects that royally piss him off.  They reflect on the recent success of Evil Dead: The Musical, and then they get into the meat of it: Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them, its merits, its flaws, and exactly what the Brothers Denton felt about it.  They sidetrack themselves with some passionate discussion about Hamilton: An American Musical, Mike Pence, bodily gas, coughing fits, and other wonderfully unexciting topics on this, the unofficial kickoff of The Brothers Denton: Season 2!  Also, there’s a song entirely made out of farts.